You know those people that say they, “live with no regrets”. I am not one of those people. Hell, I regret how I just finished wiping my ass.
I regret eating the family size bag of chips.
I regret the last three drinks at a party.
I regret writing this and not getting my daughter an apple.
I regret acting like an asshole in highschool.
I regret being in the wrong place at the right time.
I regret how I treated my mother.
I regret not taking bigger chances.
I regret kissing my friends ex boyfriend.
I regret not standing up for myself when I was teased.
I regret being a bully in elementary school.
I regret giving up on Grey’s Anatomy
I regret my wedding dress.
I regret having an epidural.
I regret a lot more. But, I already regret sharing this.
Kyla Cornish
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5 Comments
You regret an epidural? Girl. You need drugs.
LOL.
What about that tub of chocolate cream cheese?
Surprisingly I wasn’t even sick. When I eat an entire tub of icing.. watch out.
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