Like all adult children whose hoarding parents suddenly decide to clean house, I received a box of my childhood artifacts to take home. I gave the box a…
The Stomach Bug is an asshole. It busts into your house with no warning, assaults every family member in its path, and leaves you with nothing but a…
Yeah, we’ve all heard the jokes about the so-called “man cold.” And, you know what, maybe there is some truth there. I can’t speak for all men, but…
I am officially middle-aged. I have a love/hate relationship with this phase of my life. And though we all slide into this stage at different rates, here…
Planning a Halloween costume with tweens is an epic process. If it is the dreaded group costume, it will be a roller coaster of emotions, tears (mostly yours)…
If you’ve done yoga and you have a vagina you might relate to the experience I had in my class today. Yoga isn’t really my thing; I go…
Our daughter is a committed student. She competes well in dance. She survived her first high school party without drinking. She has made excellent decisions in friends so…
Canadian Thanksgiving is nearly upon me. I say “me” because we all know who is at least planning the whole tumult, if not also cooking it. The Mom…
Like most women, I assumed the day I graduated high school, middle fingers held aloft, I was also leaving behind the swollen and painful memories of my adolescent…
Recently, mornings have become a bit darker. And by darker, I mean like the stuff horror films are made of. I’m talking about rolling over to find a…
Ah, siblings, the tormentors of the soul and the reality slappers of life. Siblings don’t care about boosting their sister’s fragile self-esteem or protecting their brother from the…
Never in a million years did I ever think I would find myself falling apart in the pasta aisle of my local grocery store after seeing a can…
Morning Mojo I don’t know about you but I love me some morning sex. Nothing like getting my day started with a great orgasm. I feel sexy, confident,…
It’s late tonight. The lights are out. The time has come check out every route. Stealthily checking every door. Windows and balconies, once ignored. Drumming my fingers, nodding…