Ok, look — it happens. Just as you find your unapologetic voice and perfect Spanx getup, something starts glowing on your head. Upon closer examination, there it is…
Do you have a Valentine? Let me tell you about that time when I didn’t. It was funny really, in retrospect. I was in my roaring twenties, and…
The list of heartbreaking things in our world is pretty damn long right now. It’s easy to feel depressed when we dwell on topics like gun violence, racial…
Roses, chocolates and exotic trips all have their place I suppose. But I kill every plant that meets my gaze and that just makes me feel shitty about…
Motherhood is tough. Sometimes, it’s shit. But for most of us, it’s tough shit. Wanna pee without an audience? Serve a meal without a complaint? Need a full…
A long time ago my boyfriend would bring me a dozen long stem roses on Valentine’s Day. I would proudly put them in a vase for everyone to…
In a world increasingly populated by personal opinion, it’s easy to forget the real meaning of blunt, that it’s actually the opposite of cutting and sharp. By definition,…
I never had the easy cool my sister had. She wore shimmery blue eyeshadow, plucked her eyebrows, and lightened her hair with Sun-In — three things that openly…
It wasn’t unexpected but it was a bit uncomfortable. “I’d like to start dating again,” my father casually states in our weekly phone catch-up. My mother passed away…
Within the first minute of Shakira and Jennifer Lopez’s SuperBowl LIV halftime performances, the cell phones in the family room where I sat were whipped out faster than…
This Valentine’s day, let’s celebrate our divorced friends. Let’s celebrate our girlfriends that had the lady balls to leave their husbands and marriages that no longer served them.…
Ermahgerd Karen. My feed is filled today with haters about last night’s Superbowl half time show. Mad, angry moms about scandalous clothing bits and stripper poles. Honestly, I…
I realized yesterday that I had spent more money at Starbucks in the last ten years than most people spend in a lifetime. I wish I were kidding.…
I skipped the halftime show during the Superbowl last night. I deliberately waited until this morning to sit with a freshly brewed cup of coffee and every single…