You look beautiful, life’s fine and then one day, you become a grandmother. When my daughter had a boy, I was elated for her and her newborn. I…
What is it? (And why I want to be a filial cannibal.) Yep, it’s exactly what you think it is: eating one’s offspring. Now, before you go getting…
I was an addict. I was a drug addict. It took me a long time to utter those words in my own head, let alone speak them out…
“When are you going to have kids?” This is a question I was never asked until I was almost 40. I’d like you to think that it’s because…
Dear Bento box lunch-making mamas, You crazy crafty bitches who set unrealistic expectations by waking up at 5 a.m. every damn day to sculpt gluten-free rice balls into…
So apparently the current occupant of the White House has discovered this “new problem” in our country. He wants parents to be aware because there have been some…
Among the latest Internet hate-fest rampages is the subject of autumn. I don’t get it. People seem to have lost sight of the fact that pumpkin spice lattes…
I do it. You do it. Everybody does it. We all poop! Now that the obvious has been stated, let’s delve a little deeper and ponder just how we…
There never seems to be enough time. We spend most of our days taking care of all the things we have to like work and family, leaving little…
The perfect married man is a rare breed. If you’ve got one, here are the most important ways to keep from blowing it. Hold your own damn purse.…
“They” say that we are what we eat. If that timeless adage holds any merit whatsoever, then like Cinderella’s coach I’m about to turn into a pumpkin. It…
The first days of back to school with teenagers are really much easier than with little ones. Teens haven’t grown out of all their clothes and trashed their…
I know from the title you are probably expecting a post on how to make sure your kids get straight A’s, are on the honour roll, become valedictorians…
Today was a whole new odyssey in parenting a teen. Today, my husband and I decided to pee test our teen for nicotine. I knee-jerk reacted when we…