The story of the small penis’d boyfriend is a tale of woe and misery… A bunch of years ago, I dated a guy with the smallest penis in…
On the 11th Day of the 11th Month, the guns fell silent…. As Remembrance, or Veterans Day, comes around each year, we take part in many beautiful ceremonies…
A few months back, I had a big surgery to prepare for that I was not looking forward to. I was to be put under anesthesia for hours…
Ok, to be fair, school fundraisers aren’t alone in sucking. Hockey fundraisers suck. Dance fundraisers suck. Gymnastics fundraisers suck. You get the idea. Schools will hock just about anything these…
When I was younger, I honestly believed that my teachers lived at school. Imagine my surprise when I saw one of them out in the world, in the…
The past couple months have sent me on a journey I thought was reserved for young slutty women. I went in for my routine pap smear performing my…
Dear Dumbass, That was a great idea. You stuck your tongue down that other girl’s throat. Did you feel bad at all that it was your girlfriend’s friend?…
I heard about it. I read about it. I joked about it. Now it appears I’m stuck with it. You know… that woman’s sexual peak thing. It began…
Divorce sucks. Raising kids with someone who makes going to the dentist sound like an all-inclusive vacation sucks. Seeing someone you spent your life with move on and…
I am not sure how long my teenager has been smoking, but she smokes. I could live with her smoking some weed, even blacking out from a few…