Dear Magnolia, My anxiety is at an all-time high. So is my husband’s hard on. While I’m a mad ball of panic, my mind spinning as I mentally…
There’s a meme floating around “You are not stuck at home. You are safe at home.” But what happens when you aren’t safe at home? What happens when…
There it was, staring me straight in the face, a giant mess of long bushy pubic hair. How was this even possible when her breasts were nothing more…
I want to preface this by saying that I fully appreciate the gravity of the situation but I also feel it’s important to find a lighter side of…
The new beta fish looked up at me from its cup sloshing around in the back of a taxi on my lap. He didn’t expect to be here…
The Spring weather is here and you may have the option of getting kids outside for some fresh air and play time during these school shut downs…and bikes,…
Seeking a text buddy for the end of the world. That’s what my headline would say. So COVID-19 is here and I’m a single mom. I’ve been social…
Dr. Deloris Beaverton is a feisty, feminist vagina. Yes! She’s an actual vagina who happens to have a PhV in Philosophy and a master’s in Vaginology. Born in…
When Dorothy needed to find her way home, she followed the yellow brick road. That’s probably because Dorothy didn’t have Facebook. If she had a smartphone she would…
There are three constants in life here in North America: death, taxes, and the weekly forced march to the f’ing grocery store. By some great cosmic mystery, grocery…