For real – if you are not eating a proper breakfast by now, I am angry at you. This crazy delicious breakfast, super healthy and incredibly filling, is…
While I brushed my teeth/romanced myself in the mirror last night, I studied my arms, maaaybe flexed them and was suddenly struck by this: HOW is my right…
My standards of cleanliness for my daughter are inherently blasé; a combo platter of fatigue topped with nonchalance and a quick garnish of laziness. You pissed all down…
I suppose I could Google it but I guarantee the idea of cloning was created by a Mom. The person who at least 75 times a day wishes…
Ever since a human being came out of my vagina, I feel like a B movie actor. Cameras 1 & 2 capture me fumbling through my lines every…
God knows I love a good elixir. Tea, coffee, juice, heady liquor; even warm bathroom tap water can taste like sweet nectar under the right circumstances. I love…
This was going to be an updated post from 232, entitled the Long and Grinding Road. However, I have located something even more exhausting than running for 22 minutes…
I rounded the corner into my late thirties last September with a whoop whoop; a delicious meal surrounded by the happy chatter of all my best friends and…
After dinner parties, if half your friends flake off, all “Oh God no, I’m so full, no dessert for me please,” you’re doing it wrong. And by doing…