The Baby Pod; it sounds like a soft and cozy bassinet that swaddles your baby in a womb-like manner, but no. It is far more complex. By now,…
‘Tis the season, motherfuckers! After a long and arduous couple of months, U8 soccer coaches across the land are banging their heads on the turf. To the parents,…
The other day, I just happened to catch a glimpse of my 6-year-old wiping her vulva on a hand towel… in the guest bathroom… where people dry their…
As I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep (going on 52 minutes), I started thinking about cheating spouses, and if I were to cheat, who would…
Science. All hail the mighty doctors, scientists and researchers, and every finding they ever had. Are these folks useful, necessary and amazing? Yes, without a doubt, but some…
I’ve had this conversation with enough women to know that this condition needs a name. You may notice it at different times in your pregnancy whether you’re sitting…
Another bullshit fad going around the Internets has my middle finger twitching like a mother fucker. “If you can stack this roll of coins on your collarbone, congratulations!…