I am the mother of a daughter who is aging at an usually fast rate, or so it seems. I obsess over impending milestones: periods. I think about…
It is a sad time in history. Our beloved neon orange Kraft Dinner is changing as of 2016. Instead of Yellow Dye #5 and #6, they are replacing it…
I have a boil. I know, boils are supposed to be reserved for creepy old guys who freak out young children with their grotesqueness. Come here my pretty. Mine…
I am not a diehard football fan. Our family watches it most Sundays during the season, but unless the Steelers are playing, I’m rarely invested in the outcome.…
I am a full-on trash mouth when given the room to be. The room in question is not necessarily the nursery. So, when I was on my first…
It is that time of year when we are all plagued with snot acorns. You know, the hard booger bits lodged deep in the nasal canal, taunting us.…