What do you buy for the woman who already has everything? How about a pair of fricking sweatpants? Poor Princess Kate shoves a 8.3lb watermelon out of her…
“Happy Anniversary,” says the text. It is 6am, my husband is sleeping next to me and the text on my phone is *not* from him. Happy anniversary? It’s…
Dear Zayn, Normally when I have to talk with kids about a beloved pop star leaving the public eye, it’s because they’re dead. That seems to be the…
I don’t know about you, but every time I step onto a playground I am confronted by the Mommy wars. A lethal combination of judgmental moms and gross…
Stop sobbing into your wine glasses, and pull yourselves together, women. Target Canada’s clearance sale starts tomorrow, marking the start of your last chance to stock up on…
Gwyneth Paltrow has found an entirely new way to be insipid as hell and leave the rest of us feeling like we can’t have nice things… like a shiny…
This post is a BluntMoms Rewind selection for 2014. Our writers love this post so much they want to share this with our readers again. Enjoy the awesomeness:…
By the time I was 31 years old, I was overseeing a budget of $30,000,000 and managing a team of 10 people, 9 of whom were older than…
<blockquote>”Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT…
Thirteen years ago today I sat alongside my boyfriend on the couch of a small apartment in middle America and watched in horror as the events of 9/11…