I just got off the phone with a BFF who doesn’t yet have kids. She is one of the many who struggled with my decision to give up…
The roles of heros and distressed damsels Sometimes when I’m watching Puss and Boots I imagine it as an adult-oriented blockbuster. The story line would be your token…
I’m talking about that feeling when you are all dressed up to go somewhere fancy. You are walking around your house with the unfamiliar tap of your heels…
I while back I wrote a post called ‘Advice For New Parents’. I felt helpful passing on these brain turds concocted by obsessive goggling, trial and error, and…
My husband’s grandma phoned other day. During our chat I remarked “I don’t know how you did it with six kids! I can’t even wrap my brain around…
You know what I’m sick of? People telling me to be awesome. Implying my day needs to be filled with glorious backdrops. Adventures that teach my kids valuable…
The first thing the doctor says to me after looking at me and my 6 month old was “Did you deliver him vaginally?” I said no and he…
If my bra and panties match it means one of two things. One, it is my wedding day and I’m jammed into an all nude, roll-suffocating, hospital-grade duo.…
Two years ago I took on blogging at the suggestion of a nurse to tell my C-Section story. I wanted to share my heartache with other moms who might feel…
You know what I’m sick of? Technology ‘Time Outs’. All these moms tossing down their iPhones, making pacts on social media to be ‘all there’ with their kids,…