Seriously you guys, seriously? This is the last straw. I’ve been a lot of things to you over the years. A Cowgirl, a McDonald’s cashier, Ken’s booty call,…
It was a long and busy Saturday with my little family. My husband and I were spent and so were the rugrats. I put together a gourmet…
Due to the hard work and generosity of my dear husband and the relative absence of my school-aged children, I have the time to schedule my life a…
Boys going to prom at this high school in Michigan will now be inspected at the door of the dance to ensure their tuxedos are not showing too…
I don’t fly. Ever. But I used to. I come from a family of avid travelers and grew up with parents who, for some sadistic reason, thought it would…
When I say that, I mean it in the most loving, respectful way possible. It’s true though. My son has somehow assumed the role of a parental figure…
Based on recent media reports, Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office has not been all sunshine and roses. I know, shocking, right? While reading various news reports…
We seem to have a troubling pattern developing in this family. For the last two years, at the same time, we have gotten quite ill. And by “we”…
Parenthood feels a lot like an enormous and complex government bureaucracy. Surviving it and emerging victorious is like living in a permanent session of Congress. Both Congress and…
It all started with an empty house, a wine-fueled spirit of adventure, and a new man in my life. I’m sure you can see where this is going,…