I hate working out. If I’m going to get sweaty, I prefer to be lounging pool-side with a cocktail and unlimited refills. Unfortunately, my waistline isn’t a fan…
As a public service announcement to randy newlyweds, I thought I would share my story. Let this be a warning to y’all in the name of fresh snatches…
For Moms with school-aged children, Spring Break is a dreaded annual punishment. Sure, Summer Break is longer, but at least there’s camp and activities available for kids on…
I see you there, constantly judging me. Your little frowny face replacing the once pleasantly surprised one you used to wear. A constant grumpy cat residing directly above…
As the holiday season draws near, gift guides are popping up all over the Internet. Everyone from Gweneth Paltrow to your local farmers market have put together suggestions…
If you invented the smoke detector—watch out asshole, I’m coming for you! Sure they save lives and keep our homes safe, but those motherfuckers are pure, concentrated evil.…
If you are as sensitive as I am, you will probably feel like this post was written about you. And, for once, you would be right. It was…
Dear “Jim”- I’m having a meeting. Either you are coming or you aren’t. It’s not a trick question. It’s not a “maybe” kind of situation. Just look at…
Can somebody please explain to me why my preteen refuses to wear a jacket and long pants? Is this a boy thing or just my dude? He also…
You know who pisses me off? Ree Drummond. She cooks. She entertains. She home-schools. She writes. She does all that stuff and she likes it. She does it…