Earlier this year we became concerned that our youngest child had behaviors consistent with autism and, after months of therapy, an autism diagnosis was made this fall. Once we…
The other day, I learned to play my first song on my husband’s guitar. His guitar, as in, the guitar that we bought “him” last Father’s Day. I learned to…
When it comes to listening to parental lectures, speeches, sermons, and monologues, children have long had rather short attention spans and questionable recall, at best. Unless, of course,…
Apparently shitting in supermarkets is now a thing. I don’t mean in the bathrooms. I mean, hiking your skirt up, squatting next to the frozen food section and…
As a kid, I thought heroes were rare creatures born with special powers on planets that I couldn’t pronounce. As I got a bit older, I began applying…
I went to one of those fancy bra shopping places. You know the kind? They feel you up, comment on the size and shape of your boobs then leave…
Dear Facebook Acquaintance, Oh, how I remember the days of having babies. Yes, I was just like you. I bought them cute little outfits, hired the most prestigious…
My husband and I were freshly married when we spent an evening with friends and good food. We said our goodbyes and headed for the car. When Steve was…
My daughters are drama queens. They come home from school daily telling me about some second grade little boy who called them stupid or placed a booger on their…
It’s hard to be a grownup, but once we’ve reached a certain age, most of us have at least learned to fake it. These 10 people, not…