I am in love. I am divorced. I am forty-five years old. And I am never getting married again. So, stop asking me “Why not?” Stop asking me…
It seems like New Year’s resolutions are so 2015, doesn’t it? Here we are just two days before we close the curtains on 2017 and instead of seeing…
Is it just me, or is everyone angry about something? I’m not talking about being slightly offended by everything. I’m talking about full-blown, almost manic, anger. Obviously, United…
I am scared of heroin. I am scared that it will grab hold of my kids, and I won’t be able to stop it. And, I am even…
Yes, I know, there is more to life than money, and I completely agree with you. There are millions of things better than cash, but from one rags…
Spoiler Alert: You don’t. You can’t celebrate Father’s Day when your father is no longer a man. Not in the same way anyhow. For the past 15 years,…
Dear Pants, When I first noticed your picture online, I thought, could we be a match? I read your profile. Some people think online buying doesn’t work, and…
There was a time in my life when I opened the door to a bitch from hell towing chaos in her wake. Before I became a mother, I…
In case you missed it, Serena Williams—the greatest athlete ever, according to both a Nike commercial and me—recently shocked the world by revealing she was 11 weeks pregnant…
A new chapter starts tomorrow. We’ll be meeting a lovely young woman at Chicago O’Hare International Airport. Our 16-year-old daughter has been in France the entire summer, a…