I’ve never wanted to be pregnant. The thought of essentially carrying an alien inside of me for nine months is the type of thought that could put me…
Elena loves black licorice ice cream and hates how the Harry Potter movies ruined the character of Ron Weasley. Elena is my 14-year-old and apart from being phenomenal…
All the gift guides are coming your way, my loves. You will be shown beautiful candles and artisan soaps for your mother-in-law. For your husband, they may suggest…
I’m going to be extremely vulnerable here, and tell all of you about a situation that occurred in my home the other day. It involved the TV. And…
Back in the late eighties, early nineties I was an asshole to my mom. Not all the time. Not every day. But far too often… I’d be all…
I grew up in the deep South, land of cotton fields and family trees that are more stunted bush than towering oak. You introduce yourself to strangers as,…
The holidays. Those two words used to bring such joy to my heart and plans to my head. I would head to the store with my list and…
Listen up all of you who are the owners of uteruses (even if you haven’t used yours), we have a job to do that goes well beyond diapers…
I know it is Halloween. I also know that I am am too old for the microscopic little slutty costumes they sell to fit 11 year olds at…
Hi! Wow, I didn’t recognize you when we first opened the door. Hey, thanks for bringing your cleavage by to trick or treat at my house. Are you…