Motherhood is tough. Sometimes, it’s shit. But for most of us, it’s tough shit. Wanna pee without an audience? Serve a meal without a complaint? Need a full…
This Valentine’s day, let’s celebrate our divorced friends. Let’s celebrate our girlfriends that had the lady balls to leave their husbands and marriages that no longer served them.…
I realized yesterday that I had spent more money at Starbucks in the last ten years than most people spend in a lifetime. I wish I were kidding.…
As a working mom, have you ever found yourself scrambling around last minute to make all the Valentine’s dreams come true? The box. The valentines. Maybe even the…
I am not a cat person. Dogs are just better in general, specifically big dogs. For the last twenty years, we have not had a dog that weighed…
Are you judging me? I hope so. I know this is not a popular sentiment, nor something a nice girl like you would do. We are all out…
I’m unsure of the exact moment I stopped grabbing the “oh &#$%” handle or stomping the non-existent brake on the floorboard as she drove. I’m not even sure…
There seems to be a regular complaint I am hearing from moms whose kids are newly entering their teenage years and it goes something like this…”NO ONE WARNED…
Whenever we at BLUNTMoms run something political we get a response from a small but vocal group of people that are always surprised. They say things like “Take…
Blessed with strong Irish genes, I am built for potato famine and pumping out children to repopulate our people. Picture a wide center of gravity, thick legs, and…