Your mother embarrassed you when you were 13. Of course, she did. All mothers must heed the siren’s call. We all have our own brand of horror– my…
“OMG!!! Why won’t you wake the F*ck up?” This has suddenly become my daily lament and the newest battle between mother and son. How did the battle with…
I am not a rookie sports mom. I have been watching games for 15 years and my daughters play on college and high school teams. They played for…
Every year I fall for it. Every. Single. Year. The month of May rolls around and I look forward to summer with the anticipation of freedom like a…
If I could go back and tell my 20-year-old self something, it would be to set the bar lower when it comes to income potential. See, when we…
Today I’m fucking done. I say this to myself, tired and overwhelmed. I’m lying here and I’m feeling very sorry for myself. It’s indulgent and pathetic but there…
Today I was this close to bursting into big ugly sobs on an empty public school playground. After carrying my 4-year-old from the car, once we crossed the…
The internet is barfing up two opposing eye-roll-worthy lines of thought for how moms should handle summer with the kiddos: 1) HOW TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS…
We’re at Epcot waiting in line to go on the ride, Soarin’ Around the World. Soon we’ll be strapping ourselves in and, with the help of flight motion…
Back to school! Hurray! Time to do the happy dance! Actually, ugh.. I suppose as a mother of multiple children I should be ecstatic that there is actually…