I had just turned 18 when my mother and sisters moved out of state. I decided that I wanted to stay where my friends were and live an…
I have found all the proof I needed that having kids can make you demented. There are people who actually research and inquire with hospitals about packing up…
I have a little secret to share with you: I’m in lust. With a young girl. Well, she’s not that young, perverts. She’s 18 (soon to be…
I do some of my best thinking in the shower. I also do other things. No, I’m not talking about THAT. That’s a little too much TMI if you ask…
My husband and I have been together for almost twelve years. We’ve lived in three different houses. We’ve made a little dude together. We’ve gone through illness and…
Have you heard of RIE? I have, and it made me think, “Oh look, another parenting fad.” How we do love our fads, particularly when it comes to really…
I’m Married to a Fart Prude and it stinks. In sixteen years, I’ve been in the presence of his ghost-like flatulence less than ten times. I know, I’m lucky.…
I don’t know how we got to a place where women started waxing off every last pube, but it has GOT TO STOP! I chuckled at a complete…
I give blow jobs on birthdays. It’s my thing. Oh Christ, don’t get me wrong, I don’t suck off everyone on their birthday. Just my husband. It’s our…
Somewhere between changing butts and blubbering like a fool as your child leaves for college (or bartending school, if you failed) there is a huge portion of parenting that…