The story of the small penis’d boyfriend is a tale of woe and misery… A bunch of years ago, I dated a guy with the smallest penis in…
My daughter recently returned home from Girl Guide camp where she had a fantastic time. We missed her terribly – until roughly 24 hours after her return home.…
I heard about it. I read about it. I joked about it. Now it appears I’m stuck with it. You know… that woman’s sexual peak thing. It began…
“Do you want to hear the specials of the day?” I had been following the waiter with my eyes, anticipating this moment. “Oh, sure,” I said, all casual, but…
Moms, put away the black veil. There is no call for mourning every time your precious little one passes another milestone. However, you wouldn’t know this from all…
What’s for dinner this Sunday? Roasted Rabbit, Dijon-style. That’s right folks, I’m cooking the Easter rabbit for dinner. When you’re from a culture devoid of Easter traditions or…
The Mean Girls were not left behind in high school; they grew up, had babies, and continue to spread their seeds of evil everywhere they go. Think you…
I’ve got a family of small town bitchy moms – aunts, cousins, and a hyper sister. Every holiday I’m forced to smell their cigarettes and listen to their complaints. It is…
I have a confession to make. I will not attend my daughter’s parent-teacher conferences this year. In the spirit of full disclosure to all of you, I didn’t…
I can’t believe I have to say these words, on the occasion of the unexpected loss of one of my best friends. This bereavement was one that caught me quite…