There was that time when my vagina was prescribed Xanax for anxiety. Apparently, that crazy bitch is tightly wound and needs to CTFD. She will also be receiving…
Read at your own risk. This will be “R” rated. You should either shut this shit down now, or hang on tight. But I’m giving you fair warning…this…
I’m worried that my kids don’t have enough “down time” to make friends. I am a mom of three young boys and I can’t stand hosting play dates…
In a private Facebook group consisting of about 150 women, the following question was posed: “Multiple Orgasms: Fact or fiction?” I responded early in the thread that I…
This post is a BluntMoms Rewind selection for 2014. Our writers love this post so much they want to share this with our readers again. Enjoy the awesomeness:…
For the next few minutes, I am going to permit myself to be the kind of annoying, nit-picky person that I usually keep in cuffs in the most…
“Forever’s gonna start tonight!” And the hangover’s gonna start tomorrow. There’s a direct correlation between how loud I sing (scream, if we’re being honest) “Total Eclipse of the…
We’re not religious around here. When pressed, I say we’re spiritual. We believe in kindness and grace and love. Burning bushes and resurrections and water into wine? Not…
This morning, last year’s dress pants and I decided we are going to see other people. It was an emotional decision, but they weren’t accommodating me like they…
I never thought I’d say this, but I just had a remarkable evening of mind-blowing sex with my husband and I’m not happy about it. He’s been all…