A respectfully unnamed member of our household has been in the throes of The Terrible Twos long enough and severely enough for me to consider rattling the classifieds section…
When the hospital prep classes spent their requisite eight minutes talking about C-sections, I zoned out. I’m not having a C-section. Only celebrities and moms carrying breech babies had C-sections.…
I love mom karma—that satisfying moment when someone else’s judgmental parenting comes back to bite them in the ass. Now, I’m not a vindictive person. But I do…
With a positive attitude and a positive diagnosis, the only person more happy than Matt Lauer to hear about Charlie Sheen was Bill Cosby. The spotlight has changed,…
Organized religions are my favourite running joke. Hard core Christians are so whacked, it is almost impossible to discern the difference between satire and good ol’ fall-down-on-the-floor-and-speak-the-language-of-serpents bible…
Trust us when we say that you have never read a motherhood book like this one. The term “great sex” takes on a whole new meaning once you…
With Utah’s Warren Jeffs in jail for assaulting young children he imagined were his wives, I got to thinking about the pros and cons of polygamy. Why would…
The year I turned 30 I finally found the courage to get out of a long term, disastrous relationship. I had not been single since I was 18…
We’re all friends right? Good, because I’m going to take it to the bedroom and share a tip that’s really working out for me. But don’t tell my…
Necessity is the mother of inventions and BLUNTmoms are definitely innovative. We are so crafty, we make our own orgasms. As innovative as we are, we know our…