I’m a ‘stay at home mom’. Homemaker. Call me what you will – but, please, don’t call me lazy. When I made the decision to leave my career…
I have a friend who wishes that her husband was the only person that she ever had sex with. When she told me this I burst out laughing.…
I’ll be the first to admit it. I’m fat. It has been a slow and steady journey towards the 200lbs mark, but I have my reasons. Reasons best…
Chances are that you’re familiar with the expression that “three kids is the new two”. I am. Five person families are everywhere; a phenomena seen across many diverse demographics. I should be…
Dear Road Rager, You’re a dick. First of all, get off the fucking road, call a cab and go home and read your drivers handbook. You know, the…
One of my favorite songs in the world is called Underneath. A melancholy ballad about how it feels when you realize that love can’t conquer anything. When it…
If my bra and panties match it means one of two things. One, it is my wedding day and I’m jammed into an all nude, roll-suffocating, hospital-grade duo.…
Do you want to see my militant feminist persona go completely to pieces? All it takes is an open lid to a summer garbage can. Yup, one little…
Happy (late) Father’s Day to the Man who Makes Me a Better Mom My husband just returned from a 5 day business trip. Business Trip. Sounds like I…
I don’t really like animals. I never have and I never will, but I still really, really try. I try all the time. Because it seems like everyone…