There I was, squatting in a public bathroom stall in New York, trying to insert a tampon I had made out of toilet paper, all because I forgot…
Oh summer, the time of hot weather, sweaty bodies and naked skin. For me, it’s also the season of itchiness. When I was a teenager, I went through…
We were three kids and one whopping mortgage into life. We were busy. We had friends. Hobbies, jobs, and more fun than you could shake a stick at.…
For those in strong, healthy relationships that started before the internet, Tinder is a dating application. It’s the most basic of all online dating platforms. You see a…
The ice cream in this photograph was made by a 5-year-old boy with no special equipment. And out of soy milk (he’s got dairy allergies). Did you know…
The first time I met Gwen* was our freshman year in college. I ran into her in a neighboring dormitory. She was waving her arms around wildly, screaming…
Life is full of mysterious questions, such as, is there a God? What is my purpose here? What will happen after I die? And for me: What is Preparation…
What happened to us and our vaginas? After marriage and after kids, somehow, somewhere along the way, we started lying to ourselves and to our cold and hardened…
I’m sitting on the plane to Los Angeles and my hands obsessively keep reaching for the pouch around my neck. Good, it’s still there. But then I begin…
Another bullshit fad going around the Internets has my middle finger twitching like a mother fucker. “If you can stack this roll of coins on your collarbone, congratulations!…