It’s strange, but when you think about it, divorce and bikini waxes have a lot in common. Both are embarrassing, expensive, and both kinda hurt like hell. And…
Dear Mrs. Shue, I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I saw you… Ok, ok- it was actually an Italian restaurant. The year was 1996…
I am fully aware that my frequent use of the “F” word should be dialed back a bit. However my circle of influence includes my more liberal friends…
“Death is like plastic surgery without the waking and up and looking pretty part,” Joan Rivers told a Times of London reporter in 2010. Last week, Joan got…
Where are my male friends? Since I became a mother, I have been surrounded by women. Make no mistake; they are fabulous, smart, funny ladies, but I feel…
At 21 years old, I land my dream job working on a congressional campaign in a tightly contested race. I slave for months, spending 16 hours a day…
I think I’ve suffered from severe PMS if not full-blown Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD) since I was a young teenager. I always dreaded the weeks before my period, but…
Having my period sucks, and no one will convince me otherwise. This is why the HelloFlo commercial is wrong. Funny, but still wrong. No one can tell me that…
A few days ago was my 32nd birthday, and according to the magazines, when a woman is over 30 years old, she’s supposed to start thinking of herself as old. But I…
It’s easy just to be a man and not give one good hot god-damn about your skin or hair or teeth or your cock, which smells of pee.…