On Monday mornings, me and a few of the school moms gather at a boutique gym that’s actually for young beautiful people but they let us in because…
I’m having a midlife crisis. People talk a lot about male midlife crises. The sports cars. The buxom bimbos. The gold chain nestled in overflowing grey chest hair.…
It’s a fairly common thing to hear women talk about how much they don’t want to become their mothers. We like to think we’ll be wiser than they…
I have been undergoing breast cancer treatment for more than a year and the reason I won’t write about it for anyone other than Blunt Moms today is because I…
If you don’t know what a VSCO (pronounced “visco”) girl is, you’ve obviously been living under a rock for the past six months, so quick – find a…
Dear Mirror, I recognize you are only doing your job, but maybe we should reevaluate your job description. You were purchased to help with the random eyebrow hairs,…
We don’t owe you an explanation. No woman who has experienced harassment, assault, acts of “sexual deviance” – whatever name you want to apply to being sexually used,…
When I was around seven years old I remember my Mother coming home after doing the groceries as she always did on Saturday mornings. This time, she was…
Like all adult children whose hoarding parents suddenly decide to clean house, I received a box of my childhood artifacts to take home. I gave the box a…
In honor of October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I’m sharing with you 10 ways to improve your mammogram experience. You ARE getting one, right? Good, that’s what…