“Daddy, you broke me!” Through heavy sobs, the words came spilling out of his mouth. Eyes, red and bloodshot from crying so intensely; even causing him to do…
I was at the mall the other day, rushing into Boscov’s to buy some lipstick, when I caught the reflection of an older woman wearing the same leopard…
As women, we have all heard it: “Is it that time of the month?” “Your hormones are raging!” “Pregnancy must be so hard emotionally with all those hormones”…
If the Golden Girls were pitched today, I have to think it would be: LIKE SEX IN THE CITY…BUT WITH SEPTUAGENARIANS! Which begs the question: how in the hell…
I, like many of my fellow darker-haired gals of European descent, are “blessed” with being a little hairier then our fairer friends. Skipping a day between shaving is…
I hate poo. I really fucking hate it. It used to shit me to tears when those Stepford mothers would smile and say, “Oh you don’t mind at all…
Mother’s Day sucks. There, I said it! I fully admit it. It shouldn’t. I’m the proud and lucky mom of two great kids, a girl, 10, and a…
I can’t remember why I didn’t bring a change of clothes to the hospital on that fateful day. I guess it’s probably because I kind of suck at planning,…
“Mommy, can we go to Chuck E. Cheese’s for Mother’s Day?” said my 7-year-old from the merry-go-round. “Aw. That’s very thoughtful.” I said. “Spin me faster!” It was hard to spin…
My kids are coddled like every other child on the planet. They get participation trophies. They have gigantic water bottles so that they won’t ever dehydrate. They get…