Dear kids, I would like to formally introduce you to someone very special. He might look vaguely familiar to you and you have probably seen him around the…
In our twenties, when our fat pants got tight we’d just walk around the block a couple of times and not eat bread for a week. Not so…
I held the little pills in my hand and I broke. I’d lost the fight and was now battling a new war. With his small, trusting face looking…
I spend a lot of time at Costco. It’s where I buy about 90% of my groceries. It’s where I can get a big ass ice cream for…
I am pushing 50. I have a child in college, one in high school, two in middle school, and a first grader. I am fairly certain that I…
You guys, let’s be honest. Shopping for your people for Christmas can sometimes, well, all the times, be a ridiculous pain in the ass. I ask them over…
On the 7th of December 2016, Ohio became the first state in America to pass a bill that would ban abortions after six weeks of pregnancy. The bill…
When Gabe and I started seriously talking about getting married, we decided to put the kids in counseling. Our reasoning was solid and very adult – they’d been…
Dear GCB, I wonder how cold it is way up there on your high horse where you sit ready to look down at anyone who crosses your holier…
Everybody under the age of 30 looks 12 to me. Honestly, are there even any actual adults working in banks or stores anymore? Even the dude selling me…