The war on Christmas has begun once again, as it always does this time of year. Tis’ the season for incessant Facebook declarations that proudly state along with…
I opened the door and there they stood. My drug addicted daughter, who had the good sense to leave her piece of shit husband in the car, and…
When it comes to The Elf on the Shelf, we parents are divided into four separate camps. There are those of us who adore the ‘lil fella, those…
“It takes balls to be a woman.” I saw this quoted somewhere and it resonated with me. Sixteen days ago, two months into being 40, I evicted all…
As the mother of a five year old, I ask myself at LEAST once a week, where is “the book” for this shit? I remember being a kid…
I had a revelation whilst shopping last month: If you are anything above a size 12 and/or require a brassiere, you might as well make your own clothing.…
I’ve been thinking about ‘fears’ a lot recently. How they affect my life, how they hold me back, how they transform into doubts and how I can overcome…
Kindness seems to be a lost art these days. It’s a rare gem, hidden amidst the pushers of haste and the irritable groaners. I often search for it…
My husband grew up Amish and I talk shit online. You’re curious, I get it. How did this happen? Before I married into an Amish family all I…
It’s no secret that having multiple kids can really split your time, efforts, and finances. It can also weaken even the strongest parents’ preconceived notions of how they’ll…