His name was Marshal. I met him the summer before my freshman year of high school. He was the first boy who confirmed what I’d already suspected. Marshal…
When it comes to sex, I often fall on the ecru side of vanilla, but even I have found an easy way to let my freak flag fly, without…
When my ex-husband and I decided to have kids, I was determined to have boys. I don’t know why I wanted boys, I just did. It may have…
This is your “pep talk you didn’t really ask for but we all need every once in a while”. I needed one today so I’m giving one to…
I’m just going to come out and say it; I’m glad I’m not a woman. From what I see, being a woman kind of sucks. Now hold on.…
Hey there husbands! Welcome. I assume you’re on the hunt for some shrew-taming pointers and that, my friend, is exactly what I’m going to share with you. Now,…
It’s that time of year when I am in full swing Christmas-mode, up to my eyeballs in holly jolly. Over the next couple nights I will be wrapping…
I’ll admit it. I’ve been a tad bitchy lately. Take all this effing festive fuss and mix it with raging hormones. Couple that wreckage with patchwork sleep (and…
I am a Christmas person. I don’t love eggnog, but I love everything else about Christmas. We believe in Santa. And Jesus. The Santa and Jesus combo on…
Every holiday season, I face a hard choice. Attend my office Christmas booze-up party or…well…just about anything else. Here’s a true story: one year a guy I work…