The mantra for my mothering style is this: don’t be an asshole. A solid rule for the kid, but also for me. Wouldn’t it be rad if all…
His name was Marshal. I met him the summer before my freshman year of high school. He was the first boy who confirmed what I’d already suspected. Marshal…
When it comes to sex, I often fall on the ecru side of vanilla, but even I have found an easy way to let my freak flag fly, without…
This is your “pep talk you didn’t really ask for but we all need every once in a while”. I needed one today so I’m giving one to…
Hey there husbands! Welcome. I assume you’re on the hunt for some shrew-taming pointers and that, my friend, is exactly what I’m going to share with you. Now,…
I’ll admit it. I’ve been a tad bitchy lately. Take all this effing festive fuss and mix it with raging hormones. Couple that wreckage with patchwork sleep (and…
Every holiday season, I face a hard choice. Attend my office Christmas booze-up party or…well…just about anything else. Here’s a true story: one year a guy I work…
I saw the way you looked at her, and then back at me. Disgusted. Annoyed. You glanced at your friend conspiratorially; your face said, “Why would she bring…
I’m a seasoned shopper. I cut my teeth on credit cards and started training in Back to School sales. I’ve learned the hard way that the Black Friday…
To the mom who put her baby on the floor at the airport, I’ve got your back, because apparently most of the rest of the world wants to…