It may surprise you, but the Blunt Moms have some pretty candid conversations (I know, a total shock huh?).
One of the topics that caused a virtual Momnado ™, was this article. Is this a thing we wondered? People actually pay $75 to have their lady bits steamed with herbs? So, is that a group activity or a private thing? How do you know when it is adequately herbed? Is there a sniff test or something? Hmmm – Basil with an afternote of turmeric… perfect.
The Blunt Moms had some views on this when we discussed it during a recent board meeting (there is no board, it is Facebook and we were drinking).
The girls had a thing or two to say about herbal vagina steaming:
- I would pay $75 for a lot of things for my vagina. This is not one of them.
- Now you don’t need a naked picture of Ryan Reynolds to get you moist
- Help correct digestive disorder = your scalded nether-regions will cause permanent clenching. You’ll never poop again.
- Now your vagina will finally get rid of that sinus infection.
- Herbed, for his pleasure.
- If I’m gonna pay $75 bucks to spend 30 minutes getting moist there had better be a happy ending involved
- I would TOTALLY do this… sounds kinda fun! Wonder if you can get a pedicure at the same time?
- Please make #vagsteamer trend.
- I thought it was kookoo until it promised fertility increase. Then I would totally jump on board for that.
- I don’t know about vagina steaming services, but I guarantee if it follows the rules of hair dressers and dry cleaners, the “ball sack moisturizing” option for men will be $15.
- Doctor, doctor, my vagina has 3rd degree burns.
- My underwear is now lined with sponges.
- Gives new meaning to someone asking you “Is it hot enough for ya?”
- Vagsteamer. New from Bissell
- Beer can chicken for women?
- Can you picture that retro row of 60’s ladies under hair dryers photoshopped to put them all on vag steamers?
- What is that smell??? Every man in the neighbourhood is loitering around the salon vent outside.
In the final analysis, there won’t likely be a BluntMom vagina steaming outing for our annual Christmas party.
What about you? $75 for a steamy undercarriage?