WARNING: There is a chance this post is going to offend some family member in one way or another. I won’t apologize for it. This is just a warning, which I know really makes you want to read it more.
Baby Bot has been obsessed with rubbing or patting my breasts in public.
Places like restaurants
Or shopping malls.
And yesterday at his sister’s dance class
You see, he doesn’t do it at home, so it is exceptionally bothersome to me that he chooses to violate and embarrass me in public.
When he does it, I usually just move his little hands and say, “Mommy doesn’t like that.” He promptly stops and then entertains himself in other ways.
Except yesterday.
Yesterday at the very busy grocery store he was eye level with his favourite drum set and started drumming away on my breasts. I calmly said, “No thank you, Mommy doesn’t like that.”
And he kept hitting the skins.
Time to get serious.
“Baby Bot, that is Mommy’s private area and I don’t like you hitting my breasts.”
Without missing a beat.
HAHAHAHAAHAHA Sorry. Damn I am funny.
Without missing a beat, he looked me straight in the eye with a puzzled expression on his brow, ” Why? Grandpa do that!”
The elderly lady in front of me in line started to snicker.
I smiled politely and said, “No Grandpa does not do that.”
“Yes he do.” And he started to play his drums again, ” Grandpa do that to Mommy’s breasts.”
At that moment the elderly lady in front of me quit snickering.
But not her husband, he gave me the biggest smile of his life.
