I am generally unphased with people turning their breast milk into rings, hair into home decor, or tears into art. I won’t buy any of this crazy-ass stuff, but I applaud the gumption and ingenuity to make human waste into beauty, just not under my roof. I am going to judge you, however, if you … Continue reading If You Have Ever Accidentally Picked Something Out of Your Teeth While Gardening, it Might Have Been Uncle Jedd