I’m The Best Wife for Me!

Are you kidding me? I just came across the ” I Married Me Box”. A kit that allows you to marry yourself.

For $300 you can marry your best friend. You! Yup, you. Even if you are already attached to someone else, you can say “I do”, to you.
No one is excluded.

A married couple Jeff and Bonnie Something invented this idea and are gaining funding through indiegogo. The notion is to celebrate yourself, and how amazing you are.
It’s also to make them rich.
Personally I married my husband so he could take half my shit and deal with it. Instant Hero.

However, there may be some good behind this. I took some time and after dating myself for thirty nine (long) years decided I’m the one!
Now I am so excited and can’t wait to pick my flowers,colours, bridesmaids and location.

Here are the top reasons I am ordering my “I Married Me Box”:

1.  The mail will be for me! A box, a ring, affirmation cards, ceremony instructions and vows! Like a bed in a bag without the laundry!
2. I already know my quirks, habits and annoying throat clearing tick. Ten steps ahead of counselling.
3. I can share clothes, shoes and undies with me cause we are the same size!
4. I know it’s forever, because when I’m gone so is the person I married.
5. I know I will show up for the wedding. Not gonna stand myself up.
6. No photographer needed. Selfies. Hello!?
7. Don’t have to share any of the wedding gifts. Registered at Victoria Secret. Check.
8. I can share my new bride with my husband without all the weirdness or legalities.
9. The affirmation cards will keep me in check when the honeymoon is over.
10. I will insist on referring to myself as my fiance until the box comes. Example; When ordering at a restaurant alone I will say ” My fiance will have the chicken.”

I hope Facebook will catch up to the speed of this movement so I can change my relationship status to married to me! I expect a lot of likes on that one.