Do you have a Valentine? Let me tell you about that time when I didn’t. It was funny really, in retrospect. I was in my roaring twenties, and…
Being a mom and feelings of guilt seem to go hand in hand. From the moment we get confirmation that we’re pregnant, it’s far too easy to start…
I have developed an irrational hatred of Ted Lasso. As in the uber-popular, almost universally praised TV show about a doofy guy named Ted Lasso who makes peoples’…
Forty-five years ago a house fire made me want to be a better person. From Kindergarten to Grade 4, I attended a small elementary school in a small…
6:15am: Alarm clock wakes me and I gently punch the snooze repeatedly until I feel it has learned its lesson. 6:40am: Today is the day I’m going to…
Dear Joe, Some say, “Of course size matters.” But for me it’s your strength. My heart pounds the moment you’re inside me. Oh how you get me going.…
She was taking control of her health. It was just exercise. Exercise is good, right? She was being wise with what she put in her mouth. Understanding food…
The past couple months have sent me on a journey I thought was reserved for young slutty women. I went in for my routine pap smear performing my…
I was at an event once and was introduced to a woman who was prattling on about this being her first night out away from her kids in…
Dear Neighbor: I don’t mean to sound negative, but no one is coming for your tree. Unless you call the city and pay to have it picked up,…
Let me get straight to the point. I hate pap smears. Like, a lot. If given a choice between enduring a pap smear right now or jumping off…
We spent all day planning for my party. It was going to be the first time I had my new, popular friends over to my house since joining…
When I was three-years-old, my favourite movie was The Wizard of Oz. There was just one problem. I had no beef with the flying monkeys or the gnarled…
What a glorious day, I think to myself. I am skipping and humming as I go about my day as if I am having the best damn day…