To our dear readers, BluntMoms writers and editorial board want to reach out and tell you we are thinking of all the Mothers out there; we share your…
Let’s get the obvious questions out-of-the-way. I did not fall on my head as an infant, no one has smacked me upside the melon with a 2 x…
Dear Magnolia, My anxiety is at an all-time high. So is my husband’s hard on. While I’m a mad ball of panic, my mind spinning as I mentally…
Green stuff is poking up around my driveway. I think they are daffodils, but I planted them too close to the edge of the driveway and they get…
I am not a patient person by nature – actually, I can be exceedingly patient, just not with other human beings, and my 8-year-old daughter is massively and…
No, kiddies, we are not getting a divorce. If our family stayed intact and our marriage survived the day my husband decided to pickle a bunch of eggs,…
Balls were being dropped all week. I was out of town for work, and my husband was left to juggle all three kids’ many school and after-school activities.…
What’s for dinner this Sunday? Roasted Rabbit, Dijon-style. That’s right folks, I’m cooking the Easter rabbit for dinner. When you’re from a culture devoid of Easter traditions or…
I am not going to comment on the relative value of giving your children actual Easter chocolate versus faux peeps made of yellow colored pressed quinoa. I am going to presume…
Isolation with your family is a glorious time to reconnect, recollect, revise, revisit, and rejuvenate. Or, it is a shit show with no end in sight. Same/same. There…
There’s a meme floating around “You are not stuck at home. You are safe at home.” But what happens when you aren’t safe at home? What happens when…
I consider myself a reasonably sane woman. Although, some may beg to differ. I get up every day, usually make my bed, brush my teeth, and make a…
Ironically National Beer Day, which is coming up on April 7th, was created to officially recognize the beginning of the end of Prohibition when beer was allowed back…
Don’t bottle-feed, only breastfeed But not in public, cover up And not too long, only until they turn one Don’t co-sleep Don’t let them cry it out Make…