I am no stranger to disgusting things. When I was 8, my brother slammed his foot in the front door, and his big toe was left with a mangled and eventually blackened toenail. Within a week it fell off, and he unceremoniously tossed that sucker into my Barbie Dream Camper, right next to Ken and
The Baby Pod; it sounds like a soft and cozy bassinet that swaddles your baby in a womb-like manner, but no. It is far more complex. By now,…
You know that partner-in-crime, laugh-till-you-cry, friend you can’t live without? She is great isn’t she? She shows up at your door with a bottle of wine in her…
I pride myself on not getting all riled up about other people’s parenting choices. There are just too many emotions that get dredged up, and I need to…
Life is full of mysterious questions, such as, is there a God? What is my purpose here? What will happen after I die? And for me: What is Preparation…
I was inspired by a quote from one of my favorite writers David Foster Wallace (and a One Direction song) to write this post: “Worship your own body & beauty…
When I was pregnant with my first, I was so excited to be expecting at last, I couldn’t wait to ‘show’. Having taken two years to conceive, I…
I like semen about as much as I like shedding my uterus lining each month, that’s not very much. There really isn’t an appealing way to dispose of…
I miss sleeping By Caustic Mom I knew having kids would mean less sleep. I just didn’t realise it would mean a decade of it. Too pregnant and…