Being BLUNT

Things you will never hear me say

By Wendy May 2, 2013

I can’t wait to go for a run!
I love green smoothies!
Ooh, yoga!
Yay, Zumba!
I wish we’d had more kids
I wish my boobs were bigger
I can’t wait to go play with the kids
Sure I’ll play tea party
No more wine for me, 2 glasses is plenty!
I’d love to watch your kids for you
I wish I was vegan
I love tofu
Yuck! Vodka!
Ick! Beer!
I think chocolate is overrated
Sure! I’d much rather ( insert ANY activity)than read my book!

Author Wendy

I am a professional in childcare and family management, very novice blogger and lover of wine. I am currently wrangling my own family of two crazy teens and a hubby wiith OCD and ADHD tendencies (the upside of that is a super clean house and meticulously folded laundry!). I also manage a family with four children under age twelve and two overworked parents, who are super lucky to have me. I tend to be quite bossy and love to tell people what they are doing wrong with their kids!

3 Comments

Kyla@Mommy's Weird 12 years ago Reply

I agree with everything but the Zumba. LOL.
Tara 12 years ago Reply

Haha! I can’t see myself saying too many of those either! Great list!
Magnolia Ripkin 12 years ago Reply

Things that won’t come out of my mouth:

I couldn’t possibly eat another bite
I don’t mind driving honey, you can drink tonight
For sure I will clean your truck, you relax and watch the game

Oh there are a million of these… such fun. Great post Wendy!