Since the beginning of our kissing career, my oily forehead combined with Steve’s glasses has proved hazardous. Steve stopped finding it cute after the first day. Now I go out of my way to grease his glasses, simply to annoy him. He plays up being uber annoyed and I giggle in victory.
I was putting laundry away (a pile of panties to be exact) when I heard Steve running toward the bedroom to take me down in a wrestling match. Sensing his intentions, I threw my pile of panties in his face (fulfilling fantasies in BULK) to buy myself enough time to assume Karate Kid position. – See more at: http://www.truthfully.ca/2012/11/11/distract-him-with-your-boobs/#sthash.dckGeBb6.dpuf