Dear Non-Pregnant Self,
I have a very important message for you, you must listen carefully.
It is not a matter of IF It is a matter of WHEN. You WILL want another baby. Even though you are saying a daily promise “this is my last pregnancy”, you will soon loosen your commitment to these words. Newborn nostalgia will drown your heart in soupy emotions, get your ovaries drunk and unleash the part of your brain that makes you weepy and overly-maternal. Causing you to booty call your husband and then naively wonder how you got knocked up…..again.