I’m sorry to make an announcement that I won’t be around here too much anymore – I’ve got a new full-time job.
Senior Elf on the Shelf Mover-Arounder
A job that not only comes with a super-fancy title, but also includes bizarrely random shift work, often including panicked reporting for duty in the middle of the night, and no money whatsoever.
Now I know that you are wondering how you too can make absolutely no money from home while working for your children being your own boss. I will tell you how!
Refuse to let one of those weaselly elves into your house, but cave like a house of cards when your child sees the enormous display of elves in the store.