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The festive season can be overwhelming and challenging for relationships, so this year we at BLUNTmoms challenge you to promote harmony by maintaining the intimacy with your partner. Don’t let your libido disappear up the chimney this holiday! Instead, commit to exploring your love in a whole new way, like we did with this, ahem, scintillating variation on “A Visit from St. Nicholas:”
T’was the night before Christmas; the kids were asleep
And hubby and I had a hookup to keep.
All day I’d noticed how his “stocking” was hung.
I was counting the seconds ‘til our moment of fun.
He threw me a wink and gestured upwards to bed
While visions of naughtiness danced in our heads.
So I donned lingerie, and pop grabbed our “play sack,”
And we locked the bedroom door without a look back.
When suddenly from the sack, there arose such a clatter–
Pop dumped out the contents to see what was the matter–
A clang on the floor! Our things dropped with a crash.
Ben wa balls and Trojan Lubricant rolled out from our cache.
The moonlight on his chest was like new-fallen snow
Hinting sensual glimpses at what lay below.
Then, what to my quivering loins should appear?
Mr. Claus’ “Christmas Tree” is poking my rear!
With simple touches, oh, so lively and quick
He did all the right things that he knew made me tick.
This holiday’d been about stress, not desire
But tonight was the night that he stoked mommy’s fire.
With his eyes a’twinkling he bade me to stay
And with a devilish grin he suggested we play
So daddy reached into his toy sack below
And withdrew a small tube by the pale moon’s glow.
Mommy wanted help from her favourite Trojan elf,
Not to mention the other treats on the top shelf.
Mess-free and not sticky, unscented and clear,
Trojan Lubricant aroused and released. There was nothing to fear.
Hubs eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
Then he lifted the hem of my nightie with glee–
This year Santa’s not the only one coming under the tree!
Christmas can be too full of hustle and bustle,
But for parents like us, we find moments to tussle.
That night I heard hubs exclaim as he turned out the light,
“Merry Christmas to us and to us a good night!”
However you want to celebrate this year, Trojan is ready to help us spice things up with several varieties of lubricants. Trojan Arouses & Intensifies is perfect for foreplay massage and intercourse and with Trojan Arouses & Releases, your movement helps to unlock the motion-activated intensifier. Whatever your pleasure, Trojan Lubricants offer continuous lubrication for uninterrupted holiday fun!
Your eggnog shouldn’t be the only thing that’s spicy this holiday season. It’s time to add a little spice to your sex life. Stuff your partner’s stocking with Trojan Lubricants then learn these new ways to heat up your holidays:
Erica Ehm is going to teach you how to put together a private erotic gift for your partner that will keep on giving long after the holiday season is over.
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?