Every married or cohabiting couple will tell you that there is a certain amount of space and tact granted to a partner or spouse with regards to his or her “solo activities.” And before you go on a long rant about how your beloved man or woman “doesn’t do that anymore” and “hasn’t done it since we started living together” let me stop you right there and say:
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*wipes tear*
Look. I don’t want to pee in your soup. But the fact of the matter is that in any shared living arrangement there’s going to be a suspiciously long shower here, a dog-eared copy of 50 Shades there, and sparkling clean browser histories everywhere. How you respond when you stumble upon these things is up to you, but I personally feel it’s best to navigate these occurrences with respect and discretion.