Shopping, wrapping, cleaning, baking
Parties, cocktails, hors d’oeuvres making
Buy the tree and wash the mutt.
Thaw the turkey and stuff it up
Host the in-laws, travel far
Tolerate journeys,
With kids in the car
Fluffy slippers. High heeled shoes
Mistletoe and Christmas blues
Soon the holidays will come
And you’ll be busy,
‘Cause you’re the mom
But stress not, my friend
Take heed and see
The “Discontented Buddha” can help you be
That chilled out mom who doesn’t long to flee
Yes, soon you’ll be immersed in the chaos of the holiday season. But, before you start crying or mapping out your getaway plan, try this simple yoga-like technique. And enjoy the holiday season with your sanity in check.
Namaste, friends.
The Discontented Buddha (10 steps to deeper, more meaningful, practice)
- Stop and seize the moment. The one that occurs right before you lose your temper, your cool or your mind. (If you’ve missed it this time, don’t worry, there’s always next time).
- Remove yourself from the situation and promptly find a semi-quiet corner, behind a curtain or large plant perhaps, in a bathroom, a closet or even the garage.
- Imagine the smell of eucalyptus or lavender wafting through the air as you inhale and exhale deeply.
- Lift both arms above your head, palms facing behind you.
- Place each hand into a fist, releasing only the middle finger on each (note the calm starting to take hold).
- Now take a deep, cleansing breath and exhale while simultaneously lowering your two hands’ middle fingers extended.
- Feel the instant sense of peace as it blankets over you.
- Repeat until you are no longer in meltdown mode.
- Return to your family, a new woman- until next time…
- Then start back at 1
(This post first ran on Martini’s and Motherhood.)
9 Comments
So true! Namaste!
Hahaha! Awesome! And now we share a banner image on one of our posts! Which is so cool. xoxo
love! Much needed!
Thanks ladies! Now, go forth with a peaceful heart and may a stress free holiday be yours! Namaste.
I love this!! I don’t necessarily stress out at this time of year. Rather, I am kind of a stressball every single day of the year. I need this!!
Well, I’m sure this technique will come in handy for you, Pam. Congrats on your HuffPost piece today!
So funny and brilliant! It makes me wonder why I hadn’t thought to integrate the middle finger into deep breathing exercises before now. It’s perfect. Bravo… you win the holidays!!
I think we need a poetry slam, for moms, you inspire me! Where’s my quill! And my Yeats!
I’d be all over that, Lisa! 🙂