Technology has pissed me off today

I am incredibly pissed at home technology today.

I am pissed at my iphone for “losing” emails.

I am pissed at my new outlook account for merging my 3 email accounts into one.

And I am pissed at myself for not being able to figure it out.

Bluntly, I don’t want to figure it out.

I have never wanted to figure it out, I just have to figure it out otherwise I am up shit creek with the other idiots who still don’t know how to use the microwave.  Sorry Dad.

Or idiots that don’t know how to use their DVD players.  Sorry Mom.

I usually consider myself pretty “up” with things and the latest trends, but I have a personal confession to make regarding this super smart thinng on my left wrist.

My watch.

The watch I am wearing right now, is 2 hours ahead then the proper time.

And it has been for 9 months. Fucking Fuckity Fuck of a watch.  I am so sick of doing math every time I check to see if I am late for Zumba class.

I am also pissed at my washing machine. It stinks. It literally stinks and I think its stupid as hell that I have to buy washing machine cleaner for my super duper front loading washing machine. You know what, front load washing machine, you not only stink, you suck. I hate you.

And that light, you know the one in the kitchen that flickers all the time, well you my dear friend are a finnicky prick.

Sigh. I feel better.  Does anyone have any chips so I can be bloated and then weigh myself on that annoying digital scale that keeps eating up all my  batteries?

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