Hey parents: not all PG-13s movies are rated alike.
Just sayin’. This is foreshadowing, here.
We had watched Pirates of the Caribbean on Netflix some time ago, and my then-five-year-old took that particular PG-13 movie quite well. He proceeded to watch it another 38,962 times, and made us go to the Pirate Museum in St. Augustine, Florida, before we set foot anywhere else, including the Castillo de San Marcos right across the street. He forced his parental wallets to shell out for a cheap plastic souvenir saber and a pirate hat. Then he proceeded to pose by every cannon he could find (there are a lot of old cannons in St. Augustine) and shouted, “I’m Captain Jack Sparrow!”
Head on over to Food Retro to find out what PG-13 movie traumatized Anne’s kid…