Who Said It? Donald Trump or A Famous Serial Killer?

I have been watching the Republican primaries with a growing sense of concern, mainly about Donald Trump. I don’t think people fully realize how crazy he is. Just because some parts of his crazy match some parts of your crazy does not mean you should overlook the rest. In order to make clear to people just how far off his rocker Trump is, I have devised a little game.

The following are 8 sets of quotes. In each pair one of the quotes was said by Trump. It’s your job to guess which one. The name of the game is –

Who Said It? Donald Trump or A Famous Serial Killer?

1.

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

OR

“Sometimes I feel like a vampire.”

2.

“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”

OR

“If the blue meanies are going to get me they’d better get off their asses and do something.”

3.

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… whatever.”

OR

“My consuming lust was to experience their bodies. I viewed them as objects, as strangers.”

4.

“My favorite part is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: ‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.”

OR

“Even when she was dead, she was still bitching at me. I couldn’t get her to shut up!”

5.

“It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.”

OR

“Sex is one of my downfalls. I get sex any way I can get it. If I have to force somebody to do it, I do.”

6.

“I could stand in the middle of 5^th Avenue and shoot somebody and I still wouldn’t lose voters.”

OR

“A clown can get away with murder.”

7.

“I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell ya.”

OR

“Believe me, if I started murdering people there’d be none of ya left.”

8.

“Frankly, that will make people think because they may not care much about their lives but they do care, believe it or not, about their families lives.”

OR

“May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass.”

Remember, in each pair one of the quotes was said by Donald Trump and one was said by a famous serial killer. If you even get one wrong, even just one, you cannot vote for Trump. May the odds be ever in your favor!