The story of the small penis’d boyfriend is a tale of woe and misery…

A bunch of years ago, I dated a guy with the smallest penis in the world.  It was about the size of an adult’s thumb and might very well have been in the running for micro-penis classification.

This guy and I dated for a handful of months, but our relationship was doomed from the start. The first weeks of our fledgling romance were bliss; I was caught up in the highs of new love and unbothered by his missing manhood. I was a lonely gal and the joy of having a boyfriend outweighed the needs of a horny girl.

Lonely always trumps horny in the beginning.

As the novelty of being a couple wore off, I began to wonder just what the fuck was happening. There was no sex, the dry humping was sparse, zero hand-job action and definitely no pearl diving. All things that horny people love to do.

Was this guy a prude? Was it me? Were my tiny breasts so off-putting that he wanted nothing to do with me? In hindsight, I’m guessing that he had some serious wangxiety swirling around in that man brain of his, but I made it all about me.

On the bright side, it was the easiest head I ever gave – no choking, no gagging, no poking of the soft palate. Gross, I know, but as time passed with favours un-reciprocated I began to feel very… what’s the word?


To my horror, the tides turned and horny soon kicked lonely to the curb. It never dawned on me that this man-child was sexually stunted due to his tiny tripod and there was nothing to be done for it. My young 20 something-self took his lack of interest as rejection; I was ugly, gross and unwanted.

Lonely will make a girl do stupid things and I stuck with him, hoping he’d come around, but as fate would have it, there was no coming for me. Each night we spent together, my small penis’d boyfriend happily fell asleep beside my buzzing body. I’d stare at the ceiling, wondering what was wrong with me that he didn’t want to dive face-first into my crotch.

It’s not a stretch to say that the young and insecure suck at relationships. I lacked the confidence and ability to start a conversation that would have addressed both of our issues.

“Hey, sweetie? I’m fucking horny – why won’t you touch me?”

“Well, Jill, my whole life I’ve had this small wanker and as a result, I fear all sexual contact because it will just lead to intercourse, and frankly, I’m not sure this baby thumb can even penetrate.”

“Wow. So this isn’t about me? Well, I’m super good at masturbating, so I can teach you how to please me with your hands and fingers. Would that be a start?”

“Yes, I’d like that. Thank you for allowing me to be vulnerable.”

Um, whatdafuck! The likelihood of me being able to go down on my own self is higher than finding a 25-year-old capable of having this conversation.

No, my response was to break up with him and gossip about his tiny dick because I felt so rejected and angry. Not nice, but like I said, young, insecure, lonely… I was an asshole but I lacked the emotional maturity to handle it otherwise.

I haven’t seen Tiny or his tater tot in many years, but I hear about him through old high school friends. Apparently his gherkin was pickled enough to father a few children. Don’t get me wrong, my heart sort-of goes out to him and his stump, but our time together was enough to leave me with resentment and hurt. I try to have integrity in my dealings with people, but when your lover takes no interest in loving you, my first instinct is to find the dysfunction in them and bury a fucking axe in their back.

Would it be wrong to give advice to all of the penis-challenged men out there? Would I be remiss to point out that phallic friction is lovely, however women who have penis-induced orgasms are kind of like Unicorns.

We all kind of hope they are out there, but few have ever seen one. Fellas, face facts and learn to use the other tools at your disposal and you’ll be set.  A micro-peen doesn’t mean you can’t be a good lover, just like having a gigantic vagina doesn’t mean a gal can’t still please her man.

Just own it and make do and we can all rest easy in an orgasm-induced stupor.


This author has chosen to publish this piece anonymously. 


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    • I know exactly this relationship. I am married and actually have a small penis plus ejaculate quickly so I’m in a worse spot than both of them

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  1. You with the buzzing body– you are absolutely hysterical! This was perfection in the giggle department and didn’t come up short at all!!!

    • Nice! Thank you Stephanie! I always wonder if somehow, my parents will come across one of my more risqué posts like this and I cringe, turn red and feel shame all at once, but then I laugh and say who the fuck cares- I’m glad people can laugh at it!! I just hope the tater tot never sees this…

  2. So, I must be a unicorn because I can’t orgasm from an Australian kiss but give me a good ride and if I can, I’ll scream your name haha. It sucks because my last boyfriend, not necessarily small, smallest I’ve ever been with, he couldn’t finish. Always hard. And he didn’t hurt or anything from not releasing his goods. Weird. And because of his lackluster length, I couldn’t get any from behind. Anyway, my point is, all dudes have penis issues. And that’s sad, because they’re awesome hahaha.

    • Ahhh, the penis. Such a strange organ to behold. Well, Ms. Unicorn, I’m happy for you and your clam, but sad that you’re ex-man’s tater tot can’t finish the deed. Good luck to you in the quest for a man sans wangxiety!

    • OMG!
      My last boyfriend was average, couldn’t climax, and even though he gave good head, I couldn’t come from it. I’m also a Unicorn… And to not get it from behind was excruciating… 2 excruciating years… Lawdy

  3. Been there with the small endowment. Been there with the selfish…but this unicorns thing. I had no idea it was so rare. Multiples, easily, from the penis. I think I need to do some research here.

    • Yea, it’s a fact. The percentage of women who “see jesus” during intercourse is quite small. There are also a ton of gals out there who have never “seen jesus” at all before. Sad. You, my friend, lucked out when god was handing out clitorises. Or, you have a magical g spot. Congrats, bitch. Kidding. Kidding. Lucky Bitch. Oh my god, I’m sorry. I just can’t control myself. Jealous.

  4. Wangxiety… love it. Your post may have saved me from a major melt down today. Please keep em coming! It may have just postponed it but only time will tell. Hopefully there will be “no film at 11”. LoL

    • Oh no! We want zero melt-downs. Just keep reading funny stuff and watching videos of cats being assholes, and you’ll be just fine. Thanks for reading!

  5. im glad iv never had a gf.. women seem to be cruel and horrible communicators, instead of working out issues with their significant others they’d rather run to their gf’s and talk shit about him behind his back, making it difficult for him to land any other woman if from a small town… but in a big city who cares right? not like you have to see your ex in passing very often in a big city, so sure, keep up the smack talking behind their backs.. that’s going to make everyones lives a lot better!!

    • Stephen Hanft Reply

      I agree. I think Jill Pond handled the situation very cruelly. Making fun of the size of a man’s penis is the most obnoxious, insensitive, shallow behavior that a woman can ever do to a man. There is no excuse for it. None. The size of a man’s penis is something he was born with and cannot control nor change. To judge a man that way and verbally attack him because of it makes Jill Pond a disgrace of a woman. There are many insecure men who are afraid to date and have sex because they are insecure about the size of their penis. For those men, the Jill Pond’s of the world are their worst nightmare. Even now, in the comment section, she is still obnoxiously and with total immaturity calling him names and laughing at him. How pathetic! There are good, caring women out there who would never treat, talk about, or hurt a man like that. Unfortunately, many men with small penises are afraid to try and find them for fear that they may encounter a horrible person like Jill Pond. The worst thing a woman can ever do to a man is to judge him by the size of his penis. No man deserves that. Love and romance should be the priority and not the size of body parts. If I could I would tell off all the Jill Pond’s of the world for cruelly hurting men like that (on the the shallow, superficial reason of the size of a body part that no man has a choice). Jill Pond and other women who have her attitude and behavior should be ashamed of themselves.

    • I agree, women are the cruelest of creatures. And Jill is just an asshole. She was an asshole when she was younger, and she’s still a superficial asshole. Wouldn’t be surprised if she had Narcissistic personality disorder…

      … because it’s all about you.

  6. curiousmink Reply

    Small towns are a great place to spread rumors among local women. Personally I model for the local art group on campus. So let the women know my junk.

  7. What about if it was cold that day? ???? Great article. I found it by searching for “small hand holding penis.” I was trying to make a meme on my Instagram. Anyway, nice job!

  8. curiousmink Reply

    Thanking you for the ending but curious as to how many women you did tell about his teeny weeny. Let’s just say I am curious because there will be no unicorns in my life and I live in a small town.

  9. j freebyrd Reply

    what guys like us with small an understanding women..which according to this article are non exsistent…they are selfish with their needs..what about being part of a team and work with him.. and remember not all guys like huge boobs on a GIRL…sometimes grat thinsg com in small packages..if you guy is small and seems scared of intimate contact..grabd his balls pull down his on.. it will take the pressure off him and mostly likey he will be chasing you round the room by weeks more selfish…be helpful..

  10. My wife is cuckolding me. I really do not mind, since I love her and want her to be sexually fulfilled. This is just one area where I cannot help her (mine is just short of 4″). Why risk that she might start cheating. She has a fbuddy that she sees once a week and everyone is happy

  11. Notting like the presence of lads, to shut down femal honesty. Women like to say men are obssessed with penis size, but the fact is most men only care about their own. Smaller average are obssessed with what they can do about it, while those above are addicted to being complimented on it and both because its women that love cock and as soon we show up they shut off.

  12. im glad I only interact with women when they’re working a cash register.. my life sucks sure, but at least i haven’t experienced such hate from a woman before, much easier to remove myself from society let them fuck whoever they want until they find someone to be married to for 7yrs.. and then whatever, maybe when a woman is in her 60’s she just likes to have company in her life, maybe then, if im still alive

  13. sixshooter Reply

    I know is old but I think its important to point out how his insecurity caused a growing one in her. Men try so hard to understand women just for our egos. Because we objectify them we create this image that women do the same.

    If a woman likes a big dick o well, mine is right under 6.5 and a Lil over 5 for girth….that’s not big at all but I’ve made a woman squirt and I know my way around. Women just want to feel wanted its us who want to be adored this article opened my eyes, ha ks for your honesty and that’s coming from a a man. Its a shame to see men on here getting upset when, again, there was a point where his insecurity reflected off you. I liked this, bout to ram me a mf like idk how because now I see it is men who praise size more than woman….thank god I made it to 6 tho

    • Jake Goodwin Reply

      Haha when I read that I screamed yes. Same size dick. Do you not find the girth to be lacking? I worry the girth may be lacking. How tall are you? (For curiosity’s sake)

  14. This was SO well written I enjoyed every minute of it lol. In fact, I laughed out loud at some bits. Us men are stupid. Or, at least we are at that age. We make EVERYTHING about our manhoods. And if it’s not related, chances are we’ll relate it.

    The sad thing is that it’s men that destroy it for men. As a guy that’s just below average in Weiner size, I had to spend my youth watching other boys in the cloakrooms get their police truncheons out and slap each other with them. To be quite frank it gave me an insecurity that would have never been there.

    It wasn’t at least until I aged 26 or 27 that I realised I can use my whole body to please a woman, and that my willy size wasn’t bad at all 🙂

  15. Our dicks are *our* dicks. They should not define us any more than our elbows. Don’t like ’em? F off. Our manhood is not measured by the size of our wankers, just as the depth of a woman isn’t proportionately diametrical to the depths and widths of their love holes. Men are not a procreation utility.
    While we’re at it, stop the ludicrous association of small penises with big cars, gun fanatics, bullying, need for power, and general assholism. By that logic, the big dicks drive Priuses, wear lipstick, and listen to Justin Beiber while sipping wine coolers.

  16. Wow… what an insecure, mean and selfish woman. I…. unfortunately am under sized and in a loving and fulfilled relationship. We can’t help what size we are but can fully and completely make up for our short comings.

  17. Suzanne Magoo Reply

    It is obvious you are American and a complete bitch. You lambaste this guy who through no fault of his own has a small penis and the insecurities that come with it, mainly magnified by cunts like you. and yet you think by delivering a couple of lines of ‘sympathy’ at the end of your trail of garbage justifies your inhuman morality. Using your tiny tits to try and equalize the dilemma just doesn’t cut it. You wouldn’t talk about a Little Person like this. there again, maybe you would.

    • my ex partner of 20 years used to humiliate me about the size of my penis erect its 5 inches she never had a problem with it i have fathered 4 kids with my small penis the last 6 years of the relationship she was a nightmare asked me one night if she could measure it to see how really small it was then we were out one night and she met up with some of her female friends and she started telling them how small it was asking me to show them she even tried to take sneaky pictures of it so she could show people there is plenty more humiliating things she said but a left her three years later she txed and wanted sex like a mad man i went back too hers said she missed me was with her a couple of months we were llying in bed she said she was with some guy with a huge cock much bigger than yours said it was at least 10 inches long and that she could put two hand on it but couldent put her fingers together as it was thick but said she couldent cum with a big penis but came every time with me lol whats that all about

  18. Guy doesn’t want to sleep with me therefore small penis, yep feminism is retarded…

    • My GF loves my small penis because it does not hurt her when she is a little dry. Also she enjoys the massive load I put into her in a short time.

      • my penis ia a slim 5 incher and gives my wife multiple orgasms. she had an affair once with a big fat seven incher. way to big for her and she only came once at the end. somethings are better in smaller packages !!

  19. A man is BORN with whatever size penis he has. It’s stupidity and quite ignorant to make fun of any man for the size of it. Also, for you ladies who just have to have your vaggie stretched or filled up…. Did you know that women have DIFFERENT size vaginas? Oh? Well, yes you do. Which men could and should mimick and tease you about this and show you how fukcing cruel this is. Big floppy vaginas will need big ass penises….. So, now……

    • True but you gotta realize they will do for a man’s height as well.

      But God forbid us care about a woman’s weight, hairstyle, the way they dress, etc. All things that can be changed..

    • Dylan, what are you so angry about? Did you even read the entire post? She even aknowledges vagina size, specifically large vaginas, at the very end. She also doesn’t really make fun of tiny pricks or praise large cocks.

      That being said… you sound like a little dick loser mate. I’d be willing to wager my entire wage bill on you having a tiny penis, why else would you be so mad?

      And in all of my experiences, the truth is women hate small cocks more than they love big cocks. Yes I have had a lot more sex, especially crazy sex because I have a big cock and pretty much all women talk about their dislike for small dicks in private, usually in the bedroom. But most women are pretty good at not being complete bitches about it because most of them have dads, brothers, friends, etc who may be small dick guys… so it’s really just a sexual thing. But it’s defintley a deal breaker, especially for women with a lot of options.

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  21. laura carter Reply

    kallmann syndrome is a rare genetic disorder in which the body does not produce testosterone. if a kid isn’t diagnosed before puberty, he can be stunted to varying degrees– with some, their voice never changes, some don’t get very large, and some have genitals that never develop. this lack of testosterone also means they don’t have a very active sex drive, even though they may take a testosterone shot every week for the rest of their lives. your EX “small penis’d boyfriend” has been abused, mocked, and tormented most of his life over a birth defect, but he is very fortunate in one respect– you broke up with him. just reading your hateful, shallow, mocking references to him in this article made me a little ill with it’s ugliness– he is muuuuuch better off without someone as toxic as you in his life.

  22. I enjoyed reading this, Jill! It was very funny. I am a 34 year old man with a 7″ penis. I think great sex primarily comes down to two things, though: performing with confidence and, more importantly, being focused on the desires of one’s partner. When I approach sex caring most about my partner’s needs and she approaches it caring most about mine, we are going to have some good sex.

    Looking forward to reading your next post, soon! ?

  23. Well I will admit it that I have a small little penis and thin may I add as well. I do actually have micro penis which is a condition i have. I am really open about since I’ve gotten used to it and being turned down by women right after I pull down my pants. I have no reason to lie but I love having a tiny little penis. I want to show you but I can’t small penis rule

  24. joey pizzulo Reply

    I’ll do you one better. I’m 35 I have always wet the bed but got good at hiding it as I got older. so I guess I just quit worrying about it . thinking I would always be able to hide it. so when my gf Kathleen suggested we move in together I was excited. that quickly changed when I found it more and more difficult to hide my bed wetting ! she almost caught me asking why I always washed the blankets every morning. and a couple times rolled over in my pee in the middle of the night. I lied and said I sweat badly at night. she said oh that’s why you always wash the sheets too huh. i quickly agreed. and thought to myself that I had successfully his my childish behavior yet again. then one night everything changed. I guess she had gotten up to go to the bathroom one night and just as she was crawling back in bed. I started wetting the bed in plain view of her. and everything must of clicked in her head because she was quite upset shaking me awake yelling about me lying to her. I was dumbfounded. I couldn’t answer. and after awkward silence we went back to sleep. there next morning I rushed out the house an hour early for work to avoid her. thinking she was going to call me all day really stressed me out. but as 5 o’clock neared and she still hadn’t called I began to forget about it concluding that she must of forgot. so when I got home and dinner was done I couldn’t believe my luck once again I managed to hide it… or so I thought. that night we go into the bedroom change into pajamas andvwatch TV before going to bed. so I go to my drawer to get my pajama pants and I can’t find them. so I ask her where they are and she says I got you something new to sleep in lay down and I’ll go get them. so I said thanks and laid down waiting watching TV. so I wasn’t paying attention when she came back in or see what she had . when I finally looked up and Is standing over me with 2 adult diapers . I felt the life drain from me and suddenly felt like I was back home in my parents house with my mom standing there with my diapers telling me its time to get ready for bed. which she did every night I lived there. ( I didn’t move out until I was 20) my gf speaks up and says I’m pretty sure that you have been lying to me about the wet bed and that hurts and angers me. I said but I haven’t honey. she just said well we will find out tonight. you will be wearing these diapers if your telling the truth you have nothing to worry about and will be given you pajamas back tomorrow. I tried to argue but she wasn’t budging and told me to lay back so she can diaper me. to which I reply Jesus can’t I at least put them on myself. she said nope if I’m right and I believe I am I wanna know I won’t wake up in a puddle. and proceeded to Diaper me i just laid there silent. frozen not knowing what to say. she finished and said OK bedtime laid down and shut the light off . I laid there for what seemed like hours scared to sleep. but eventually I dozed off next memory I have is my gf standing over me with two fresh diapers shaking her head saying she knew it. i look down at my now pee soaked diapers and knew it was over my secret was out. so I tell her how sorry I am for lying and promising that I’d try harder. she said yes we will and just to be safe she will be diapering me every night until I have a week dry . she then began in taping my wet diapers and cleaned me up before taping two new ones on me I felt so small i was defeated. and now every night ends with my gf telling me its time to get my diapers on for bed. I guess I’m just lucky she hasn’t left me but at the same time out relationship dynamics have greatly changed. I just can’t act like I’m the alpha male protector anymore and I’m sure she no longer she’s me as such . so yes I’m 35 and still diapered nightly. talk about embarrassing

  25. cock rings Reply

    Size don’t matter. A couple of toys would make it more exciting.

  26. Constantine Reply

    Wow, this is so sad. I don’t think the author was intentionally trying to be hurtful and sarcastic, as she does own up to her immaturity in the past. But she still comes across as crude and clueless and a bit shallow in this article. Ditto many of the comments from both men and women – very shallow, mocking…really base behavior. For any woman to go bad-mouthing to her friends about a guy because of his member size is really sad and reflects terribly on the character of the woman. And the guys bragging about their larger size at the expense of the smaller man is reprehensible too. I think the best thing that could happen to any of you who are like this is that you become humbled one day about something that you have no control over. Maybe then you’ll develop an actual soul instead of an empty cave. Oh, and it would help too if you learn how to spell and construct a sentence while you are at it. Just sayin’.

  27. I have a very small penis, possibly smaller than the man you described. Also a condition called Peyronies disease which can decrease size, the curve it causes doesn’t appear to be major issue for me. My tongue is quite short also, so not sure if that would do much better but in a relationship. I’d always bewilling to use anything I can to please my partner, I always try to approach it that way and not make it personal. I know I can’t help this but I also know I can’t blame them for something they can’t help either so I’m not afraid of being insulted, and try to be understanding about it, I just want the same to be done for me. It was fairly small to begin with but due to the peyronies it is legitimately micropenis size. I don’t care if they bring it up if they are not joking about it or just being mean spirited. Having a talk with me and asking for me to do other things or whatever would not bother me at all, if I don’t already ask myself.

    I always thought if I got in better shape, worked out, applied myself I really could have better luck with women. But I’m not so sure really. I used to be overweight, very overweight and I believe that was the root of my anxieties around women. But I completely changed my lifestyle, spent 4 years focused solely on self improvement, learned how to talk to women better and I’m still coming off short. I guess it’s good I lost the weight for myself and my health but a big motivating factor was just simply to look better, be more confident, etc.

    It’s not like I think it’s wrong to not be with someone, if they can’t sexually please you. But there seems to be no genuine understanding or empathy of this issue, especially women. In fact dick jokes in our society are completely normalized. When was the last time you heard a female equivalent type of joke? And if there is it would probably be on some shock-jock radio show or something.

    I’ve lost count how many time I’ve felt second-hand shame from someone ridiculing someone else for having a small dick. “He has a really nice car, must be compensating for something.” “Our boss is a dick, his must be small..”

    It’s the first thing to go to to insult one’s masculinity. Obviously these people are unaware of my issue, but I have to just laugh it off or whatever and pretend it doesn’t hurt. And it happens everytime I hear or come across one of these comments, the fact it’s not directed at me might even make it worse. They’re lumping me in with the same type of person, implying everyone who has a small dick is that way..

    It’s the only thing in our appearance that is intricately linked with our value as a person that we also literally have no chance of changing besides perhaps height but you can always look for shorter partners.

    Lose your hair you can at least get a wig. Small boobs you can at least get fake ones, and not everyone even likes large boobs. Overweight and you can change lifestyle. Not every woman likes big dicks, but I don’t know if any prefer a tiny one.

    I try not thinking about it much and focus on things in life I can change, trying to make it to where everything else about makes me a catch. And I’m not there yet, so I have a lot of work to do. But sometimes I wonder if any of it was really worth it to begin with. I literally did all this because I’m tired of being alone. Otherwise I’d just eat pizza and play Halo all day.

    The truth of the matter is for most men everything we do is for women. Seriously. Otherise I’d just lay around and play videogames all day. Maybe I’d work enough just to make ends meet, but that’s about it. Hell, it probably saved my life because that’s what motivated me to lose weight and everything else I’ve been working on.

    I just people should think about it a bit, the feeling of being trapped in this situation before completely writing people off for it. I would probably remove an eye just to have a bigger dick.

    • I think that you, good sir, fall squarely into the category of “learn to use the other tools at your disposal and you’ll be set.” And all set you will be. A girl cannot do better than someone who is considerate and caring, no matter what the “size” is, so do not give up hope! You have all the right qualities, and all the ones that matter!

    • Some women care about penis size, and some women can me horrifically cruel, but I assure you that you may please a woman in a variety of ways that will leave her wet and screaming for more that don’t even remotely involve your penis. My husband is average size, but I have a terrible time orgasming from penetration (I’m jealous of women who can!) so we use fingers, tongue, and vibrators, and I am sexually satisfied to an almost criminal degree. Please don’t let this article, or any other like it, get you down. You deserve to feel good about yourself, your whole self, and to have someone else give you the same kind of selfless, unconditional love.

  28. Robert Howes Reply

    You have talent, way beyond the physical.
    Enjoyed your story and your wordisms.
    Unlucky guy didn’t get to see and enjoy your inner you.

  29. Jill,you were sweet! You shows compassion and hope! But please,sweetie,try to understand what MOST women do to a guy with a small penis!!!! Hell,even average sized is considered a demeaning…..”pathetic excuse for a dick”……etc.,etc. You expressed disgust at the thought of sucking his dick!!! Well,how do you think that made him feel??? How would that work for you?

  30. I have a 5 inch penis and one day my gf tells me that she never had an orgasm from vaginal penetration. Now she fucks her 8 inch ex boyfriend and we are all happy. I dont know until this time that im small because every girl lies on me. What i want to say is just talk with each other. Now i have a happy girl and get a handjob every day or blow job and thats fine for me.

  31. My gf now, plus many others say my dick is to small, so I asked my current to put me in chastity, she went to jail 8 months, I couldn’t find keys, I lost 2 inches, it’s literally 2 inches hard, I’ve always wanted to be cuckolded, so that’s wha we do, it’s been called the tiniest dick on a man by 40 girls last year. I just learned to enjoy it. Def can’t even get in her anymore.

  32. I am 6’6” and embaressed about my penis size. When fully erect I am barely 4.5”, which isn’t that much smaller than average but I am so tall. The first girl that was going to go down on me in high school, started laughing when she saw it and refused to do the deed. I am 51 now and have never been with a women, except dominatrixes that I’ve paid to laugh at me while I worship their feet. I have grown to embrace my small penis and the humiliation really turns me on. But, i have such low self confidence that I’m still a virgin. What can I do?

  33. If a girl shames me about my slight above average ( but in her opinion small) penis. I say to her: But honney, i can’t get it hard since i have seen you’re ugly flat hanging boobs and you’re ugly flat hanging ass. And then i say: it is not my problem that you’re previos boyfriend was hung like a horse and you vagina is now so deep and wide as the grand canyon and that sex like trowing the hotdog into the hallway.

  34. Lol! Your post is so interesting.. Feeling sorry for the poor man. How did you even stay for months together? I would have ditched him immediately I saw his meat popsicle.

  35. Glenn Johnson Reply

    I wonder why so many women feel the need to talk so disrespectfully about guys who have small dicks? I guess they figure “you know those guys with small dicks have such shitty lives but not quite shitty enough for my liking”

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