I like semen about as much as I like shedding my uterus lining each month, that’s not very much. There really isn’t an appealing way to dispose of semen without getting pregnant, even then… you’re knocked up, miserable, and the baby hasn’t even ripped your vagina yet. I don’t know about you, but I’m not the Navy and I don’t need any seamen in this port.Some women can pretend that warm, salty load is a delicious mouthful of frosting; we all know that is a lie. Other women are making life harder for the rest of us by bending over and taking it like a man. This sperm disposable option might result in your man indulging in a yogurt filled, chocolate Popsicle. (True story.) Now, we can’t forget about the responsible women who make their man wrap it before he taps it for fear of getting pregnant; kudos, ladies! The only problem with condoms is the lingering condom smell that radiates from your vagina the next day. Although, that might just be my inability to take showers. I haven’t figured that one out yet.
The semen disposal option that is the favorite among males everywhere is known as the ‘raw dog’. This way is the biggest gamble of all and the one that makes my vagina cry a little just thinking about it . He is going to beg you, he is going to pour the wine down your throat to get you drunk, he is going to ask for ‘just the tip’, and he might even say he will put a condom on before he gets close blowing his load.
Step AWAY from the semen, ladies!
Just say NO! These are the lies that are passed down from generation to generation to fool women into sleeping in puddles of cum all night. The last thing he thinking about while you are riding his firm cock is to stop so he can put on a raincoat, that is, unless you have instilled the fear of sex probation in his brain…
