Trust us when we say that you have never read a motherhood book like this one.
The term “great sex” takes on a whole new meaning once you become parents. Between the body changes, sleepless nights and kids constantly under foot, just managing to get tab A into slot B counts as a big success.
That’s why we BLUNTmoms decided it was time to pull back the covers and expose the shameless antics that go into parental sex. (See what we did there!) We are doing the most epic compendium of sex in the time of parenting ever printed, and we want you to be a part of it.
Got a great story to share? Here is the kind of tale we are looking for:
- The insane lengths we women go to when trying to tone our nether-regions
- Hilarious #sexfails (like the time the cat got trapped in the bedroom)
- Onesies and other clothing choices that scream “NOT TONIGHT HONEY”
- Your own version of 50 Shades of Grey involving the hottie next door and his dishwasher-using prowess. Me-ow, baby!
- True tales of mindblowing sex that didn’t wake the baby
And pretty much anything you can think of that remotely relates to sex after offspring. Or the lack thereof.
If you’ve got a story to tell, we want to hear from you.
Because we are the BLUNTmoms, as always, you can submit your story anonymously.