The Mean Girls were not left behind in high school; they grew up, had babies, and continue to spread their seeds of evil everywhere they go. Think you…
I’ve got a family of small town bitchy moms – aunts, cousins, and a hyper sister. Every holiday I’m forced to smell their cigarettes and listen to their complaints. It is…
I have a confession to make. I will not attend my daughter’s parent-teacher conferences this year. In the spirit of full disclosure to all of you, I didn’t…
I can’t believe I have to say these words, on the occasion of the unexpected loss of one of my best friends. This bereavement was one that caught me quite…
I was sixteen years old when I made the bittersweet transition from Virgin Most Pure to Experienced Woman of the World. In retrospect, I was way too young.…
During my separation and subsequent divorce, a veritable Pandora’s box was unlocked in my life. It was as if the Hoover Dam busted open and rained down a…
Facebook asks all the time, “What’s on your mind?” In an effort to address this question, the BLUNTmoms put their heads together and talked about what we really…
I’m generally a very even-tempered person. I tend to let things roll off my back, I don’t usually take things personally and I’m very forgiving. Just kidding. Sorry…
I didn’t have a “real job” until I was 15 years old. Until then I fattened my wallet with change I never gave back to my Mom and…
Couples who have broken up discuss the details of their relationship’s demise in hushed tones, like clinicians at a post mortem of a bloody, dismembered corpse. “It was the lifestyle,”…