“Mommy, daddy said a bad word! “Mommy, daddy was driving really fast!” “Mommy, daddy stuck out his middle finger at a guy who cut him off and he…
I know what you’re thinking. How does one accidently wax anything, especially an asshole? No, I wasn’t carelessly walking around with a hot wax strip and no, I didn’t suddenly…
January and June are the months I’m usually reaching the bottom of my Xanax bottle and calling the Dr. for a refill. Mid July hits and I find…
“Well, it happened. You caught your pre-teen daughter in the middle of playing with some tarot cards. Or lighting candles with weird beads around them in her room.…
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The story of the small penis’d boyfriend is a tale of woe and misery… A bunch of years ago, I dated a guy with the smallest penis in…
My daughter recently returned home from Girl Guide camp where she had a fantastic time. We missed her terribly – until roughly 24 hours after her return home.…
I heard about it. I read about it. I joked about it. Now it appears I’m stuck with it. You know… that woman’s sexual peak thing. It began…
“Do you want to hear the specials of the day?” I had been following the waiter with my eyes, anticipating this moment. “Oh, sure,” I said, all casual, but…
Moms, put away the black veil. There is no call for mourning every time your precious little one passes another milestone. However, you wouldn’t know this from all…